where's my sexy-sex pill: an open letter
Dear Birth Control Advertisers,
We all know how putting hot woman in commercials bait men into thinking that hot woman/sex come hand-in-hand with your product.
So why don’t you do this with advertising for “women”. Why do your Birth Control commercials not show sexy or hot woman in them?
You need to start making more Birth Control commercials with woman who are actually thinner and prettier then me! I’m serious.
When I watch your commercials and see the “average”, and lets be honest usually “old and less then average” woman telling me how she is having sex, it just makes me angry at your product, because for some reason she can get laid but I can’t.
I don’t want to take the birth control that the “old average” women take, I want the one that the hot sexy models take! The ones I believe are actually having sex all the time, and they haven’t been knocked up.
Stop making me feel like something is wrong with me, because apparently the ladies in your commercials are needing to protect themselves, yet I am finding this difficult.
Make us believe again that only hot sexy people have sex, because then when I do have it, I feel hot and sexy!!
Thank you,
Ready to Pill-Pop Plum
