The cat that lurks around our neighborhood is back in our backyard.
She’s in heat and wants some action right now. (And she means business!)
The screams she omits are an unhealthy mix between pain and passion.
Please someone come fuck this cat…..I can’t sleep, and it needs it bad!
(does screaming like that work? Is that the new plan of attack?)
so things with “elevator hottie” aren’t so hot. I mean he’s nice and sweet and all, but honestly, he kind of bores me, and he hasn’t made any type of move. Like at all! hmmm….
I was on OK Cupid today (oh the joys of that!) And they got this new feature alittle ways back which pops up on the main page which is “Some Matches You Might Like…” and under there are three pictures and stats of guys, you then can scroll over to see a total of 12 guys whom “I might like” well today…..oh todays list of might likes:
Lets go through them (minus actual OKcupid names)
1. Mr. Numbers (we all know about him)
2. One date, he’s lame!
3. 1/2 a date, he’s a total racist!
4. sent me an email about how he wants to tie me up in his bathtub and pee on me. (i didn’t oblige)
5. 22…next!
6. Umm.. He’s gay (but i’m sure he’s very nice)
7. “Video-boy”
8. this crazy guy who sent me about 20 emails when I didn’t respond to his first one right away…..crazy!
9. 1 date…lame!
10. 1 date…. uber lame!
11. 23…next!
12. THIS GUY
FACT: Why am I even on this site!!??!!
I’m moving all my blogs from previous site to my new home here at wordpress.com
im pretty excited for it….please be patient /i’ve noticed i’ve been getting hits already…..
i’m working as fast as i do when i’m lame and unmotivated….
I’ve lost all my comments from all my lovely follows from previous blog which saddens me, but if you can all live with it, so can I!!
Keep checking back, I hope to be up and running in a few weeks!
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