PULL: 46 days before Easter
(two for the price of one on this ash wednesday)
Mr. Popped double collar: “nice ash! Want to rub it on me and give me the love of jesus?”
(a few hours and a few different venues later)
That Dude: “you’ll be wanting to give me up for Lent next year, just you wait baby!”
That Dude (after he had a few more drinks): Praise God, you’re boobs are SWEET!”
cause boys know all the catholic girls are BAD!