the future…
I kind of wish this was an actual in-person line/request, cause then it just might be the best PULL ever. I got this email today in my OKCupid account.
Title: My future Girl Friend Request.
My beautiful (***insert my user name***)
My name is *** and even though this internet dating thing has been around for a while, I don’t really think it is what it is cracked up to be.
I have met some weird people on this site and yes I have met some really cool people too.
I myself am interested in meeting you and if you like the way I look and the description I posted of myself then I am a lucky guy if you are a real person.
I admit I am a bit hesitant about meeting new women on this site in fear that they are not who they represent themselves as or they are pretending to be someone they wish they were. A picture is worth a 1000 words and the pix you posted fill my plate with imagination and curiosity.
I surely wouldn’t mind trying to impress you and even though our OKC numbers don’t match closely that doesn’t mean the mix isn’t their.
I am not a vagabond or a gypsy but I would travel around the entire earth to be with that special person.
I work for myself and I can basically do my job from anywhere on the planet.
I am a computer tech and multi-media engineer amongst other things that can take me anywhere I want to go and make a living.
Right now I am in Woodstock NY and plan on driving to California next week for a couple weeks to get my dog and make some money out there working for a client.I wouldn’t mind traveling through your neck of the woods to perhaps have dinner with you on my way to Calif.
if that seem unreasonable to you that is ok and I will understand.
I’d like to let you in on who I am in full, if you are interested, email me back with some interest and I will send you an online link to my resume’ and some references. I don’t want to sound like I am applying for a job but getting into a new relationship is like applying for a new job… Relationships are a lot of work and require strong discipline.
I am willing to do that for you (**insert my user name**) or anyone who finds me attractive and wants to share my life with me at this point.
I have been single now for too long and most of my life consists of work and no play.
AND YES this is a single letter I wrote specifically for you (***insert my user name***).
I can type 35-45 wpm and I write a lot of poetry as well.
send me a topic and I will write you a poem. That is if you like poetry!
Best regards ****
***********************************
I am an atheist I guess, God is me,
I am the ruler of my own destiny.
Inspiration leads to perspiration.
Imagination begins reality.
Discipline controls the mind.
Love is completely blind.
Sarcasm is a somebodies truth
(THE END)
SIDEBAR: “my resume’ and some references” discuss amongst yourselves! Who has dating references, and what exactly do they say. WOW, I can’t imagine what my “dating references” would say….actually now that I think about it…..maybe I do need some, I’d never be dateless!
FACT: We are a 13% match, 12% friend, 86% enemy (I don’t get those numbers but the okcupid math geeks tell me this)
