6 Geese A-Laying (a smack down on your ass)
Midtown NYC! Yes, drives me a little batty every time I walk through it, but I will say my skills in the “weaving” department are rivaled by many. However, there is a time when Midtown is the worst place on earth…..(this is where the drummer boys roll their drums) The HOLIDAY SEASON! It’s like every other place in the world decided to take a big ‘Christmas Poo’ on the city.
The following conversation happened today between me and a lady in a bright purple and pink ski jacket.
“Excuse me”
“It’s a don’t walk sign”
“I didn’t ask you to walk, I’d just would like you to move, please”
She gave me a good “hmph” and rolled her eyes and said to her friend,
“New Yorkers are crazy, look she’s just walking across the street………..”
SIDEBAR: ”christmas poo’ is a SouthPark reference, and if you didn’t at least know that in the back of your head we can never be friends.
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