the hangover deity: an open letter
My dearest deity of the hangover,
If you could be so kind as to spare me the hangover that I so rightly deserve today, it would be much appreciated.
I know that after spending my entire day drinking for hours and staying out well past 4 a.m. on the night before I have an 9 a.m. meeting was not one of my better choices in life. However, we all make mistakes, right?
I know I’ve been bad and deserve the wrath you bring, but I was hopping you might consider rescheduling my hangover? Saturday morning? Or perhaps Sunday? It would be much appreciated on my end (and on others)
Thanks! I owe you a drink!
with love,
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