the founder of text: an open letter
Dear Text-Master,
Every once and a while I smile when I hear my “ding-a-text-message-ding” and my heart skips alittle beat. I’m hoping it’s something exciting, something good, or even better it’s someone good.
However, then there are days when I pray with all of my little heart that the “ding-a-ding-text ding” and you the founder of text messaging as a standard form of communication die a horrible horrible death!
I hope in hell you are consistently bombarded with text message that are vague and questioning in tone and meaning, and you are whipped into translating them for eternity.
Messages like, “maybe i’ll catch you later”, “could be fun”, “another time, LOL.”,. ect.
thank you, and enjoy hell.
plum
YES! I agree completely there is nothing more aggrevating then trying to decipher “text language” when you just start dating somone. I know it’s hard but back away from the text it can be messy. The worst is text fighting, which sadly, i’ve done.