fare-tug…
Coming home tonight I’m more then positive the cab driver was masturbating. Yup, ok, he totally was. When we’d stop at a red light, he’d lean his head back moan, and shake/move in the sense that he was totally ‘beating off”, he’d only move on when the other cars honked like crazy.
I had a $10 bill and waited till we hit about $7 on the meter and told him the next corner was great (even though I still had like 10 blocks to go) sorta dropped the bill through the glass and jumped out.
FACT: Touching yourself and driving is not safe.
SIDEBAR: Now I’m no guy, but really you can’t wait to do something like that?
Mental note…never ride in a cab with Ms. Plum. HAHA
First, you are almost held hostage and now Mr. Cabby is jacking off? Good think I live in LA…
XOXO
Melisa — that is a very good note to self! And next time i’m out in LA i’ll try to behave ;)