feel the breeze!
Now unlike most I didn’t really have to think of what to write on first for my super-star bloging adventure #1. I was pretty much told what to do. My wonderful (Australian) friend “aussie” demanded I blog on my on-going conversations/theories on peoples pant practices. And thus here we go:
No One really likes to wear pants! REALLY!
This is a simple fact, a fact no one really discusses but its there! I hate pants; in fact I am not wearing any right now.
And I highly believe you have yours off too. Well do you? Of course you do!
No one likes to wear them.
Now there isn’t a problem with not wearing pants, the only real problem is no one wants to admit it. However, we all secretly know this simple fact about each other.
FOR EXAMPLE: You come home take off your shoes and enter your room. Besides putting stuff down the first thing most people do is take off their pants. This is cool, no worries! (It’s the first thing I do when I get in my room) now lets say you decide you need to go ask your roommate something. So you put your pants back on, walk down the hall and knock at the door, you hear, “JUST a Second…” Now its not that your roommate is busy, or on the phone, or far away from the door. Its because they need to put there pants on before they open the door for you. YOU know this; you just try to ignore this fact. Which is silly because as your roommate is putting their pants on they know deep down you also had to put yours on to walk down the hall.
So why don’t we all just admit we hate wearing our pants. Just deal with the fact we like to be in our underwear or shorts or whatever. There is nothing wrong in saying you have no pants on! Cause “”I HAVE NO PANTS ON!”"
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