In New York most of us travel by subway, and by most I mean 99.87239% of us. There are good trains, and bad trains, good times to ride, and some less desirable times to ride. But in my opinion the worst time to ride the subway is at about 3pm on a weekday.
Yes 2:30-3pm on a weekday is far worse than being smushed into the 4,5,6 morning train and having someone’s hand in places they shouldn’t be.
Because weekday afternoons are filled with one terrible terrible thing. The teenager!
Yup, the cars are filled with these annoying adolescent as they make their way home from school at the same time they are going through puberty. :shutter:
I spend the whole ride listening to their one-ups on who is cooler and mostly the loudest talker. Did I talk that loud to my friends when I was that age? Gawd I’m old.
So a few weeks ago I was stuck in a car filled with a group of grade 8 boys. They mentioned 8th grade and it’s coolness about 7millin times, so therefore I have come to the scientific conclusion that they are in 8th Grade.
I tried to look past their blond highlights.
I tried to look past the popped collars…put a jacket on you youngins!
I tried to just look past the whole situation.
I couldn’t help but over hear their conversation as we rode the subway for 35 minutes together.
Ladies and Gentlemen I give you the future Douchebags of America!
“Have you ever got brothered? It’s the worst”
“Oh, yeah! Have you ever been friend zoned? Sucks!”
“Have you ever seen that old movie Salt? With Angelina Jolie. I’d let her handjob me she’s had kids her vag is messed up!”
“I totally Facebook fap to my cousins hot friends! They are like 25.” “Oh, 25 year olds are the percent fucking age!”
“Sometimes I just blank on a girls name. I mean who cares really.”
“Yeah we video chat and I record them. I’ll send it to yah. She’s like legs spread the whole time.”
“My dad hired an assistant he could bang in the office!” “Dude I’m going to be an accountant like your dad!”
“I told her if she pierced her clit maybe we could hookup.”
“She has a very large family and a very small suitcase if you know what I mean!”
SIDEBAR: If someone can explain what a small suitcase and large family means I would very much appreciate it. K thanks.